Welcome to Guinea Pig Heaven
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—Disclaimer—
This page is dedicated to the True Guineacian religion.
New Guineacians welcome but warned.
Directory
—A Beginner’s Guide to Guineaism—
An educational introduction to terms and concepts in Guinea Pig religion.
Take a series of increasingly difficult quizzes and become a Disciple of Guiness.
A quarterly newsletter exploring what it means to be a True Guineacian.
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A Priest of Guiness finds fresh water and a bounty of vegetables in the tomb of St. Peggy.
About the Author
Peggy Guinea Pig is a distinguished artist renowned for her exquisite and meticulously detailed artwork featuring scenes from Guineacian texts. With a profound understanding of guinea pig anatomy, she brings an unparalleled level of accuracy and realism to her creations.
A True Guineacian, Peggy's faith profoundly influences her work and life. Like her namesake, St. Peggy, she is an educator on Guineaism and is dedicated to sharing the principles and values of her religion through her art and teachings. Her pieces often reflect the spiritual and cultural aspects of Guineacian beliefs, adding a unique and meaningful dimension to her work.
Politically conservative, Peggy holds firm beliefs in individual responsibility, traditional family values, and preserving cultural and historical heritage. These values shape a distinct perspective that enriches her work. Her pieces are intended to evoke a sense of awe, duty, and spirituality in her fellow Guineacians.
